Extra Coverage News Special. The Queen Is Dead. Long Live The Queen! ~ September 2022

It Was Announced At Approximately 6.30pm, Thursday September 8th 2022, That The Queen, Elizabeth II, Died Earlier That Day

Guto Harri & Former CEO of An American Drugs Company Now Part of The New Team At No. 10 Followin’ The Sue Gray Update On Gather Gate. New Familiar Faces In & Former Familiar Faces Out – As Bojo Remains In Post – And All But Boris Are Thrown Under The Bus

HEAD OF POLICY

Also Part of The Hurriedly Assembled New No.10 Team Is Andrew Griffith MP Who Replaces Munira Mirza As Head of Policy. She Resigned Last Thursday (February 3 2022) Following Bojo’s “Scurrilous” Trumpian Attack On Keir Starmer Over The DPP’s Decision, Due To A Lack of Sufficient Evidence, Not To Prosecute Disgraced Celebrity Jimmy Saville Over His Numerous Sexual Attacks On Children & Vulnerable People.

Special Advisor On Women’s Issues & Equality, Within The DCMS, Elena Naronzanski, Also Resigned That Day Too Over The Same Issue. Her Leavin’ Packed A Punch For North London Amateur Boxin’ Club IslingtonABC As She Used To Train There, Entered A Few of Their Tournaments And Used To Box For England. The Club’s Manager Reggie Hagland Said The Publicity Was Good For The Club And Ms Naronzanksi Had Given Her Blessing For Use of Her Image From Their Website After They Contacted Her About Their Initial Concerns Once The Press Started Callin’ Them.

              DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS

The Round of Resignations Happened Largely At The End of The Week And Over The Weekend Downing Street Made A Number of Announcements Concernin’ New Appointments. Guto Harri Was Announced As The New Director of Communications Durin’ This Hive of Activity. He Previously Worked With Johnson As Director of External Affairs Durin’ Bojo’s First Term As London Mayor. The Two Studied At Oxford Together.

Harri, Is A Former Welsh TV (S4C) Political Presenter, A Former Communications Executive For Rupert Murdoch’s News International Group (As Was), And A Former Recently Departed Presenter For New Right Wing TV Channel GB News. It Launched Itself On An “Anti-Woke” Agenda.

The Company Issued A Statement Sayin’ He Breached Editorial Guidelines After Takin’ The Knee On Air Whilst Discussin’ The Abject Racism Shown To England’s Black Footballers After England Lost The 2020 Euro Finals.

By The Following Monday (February 7 2022) Harri Announced To The Press; “We Picked Up Where We Left Off. I Walked In, I Saluted To The PM And Said: ‘Prime Minister, Guto Harri Reporting For Duty.”

“He Stood Up From Behind His Desk And Started To Take The Salute But He Said: ‘What Am I Doing? I Should Take The Knee For You.’ The Two Of Us Laughed. Then I Asked: ‘Are You Going To Survive, Boris?’ And He Said In His Deep Voice – Slow And Purposeful – Starting To Sing A Little While Finishing The Sentence And Saying: ‘I Will Survive.’

“I Inevitably Invited Him To Say: ‘You’ve Got All Your Life To Live,’ And He Replied: ‘I’ve Got All My Love To Give,’ So We Had A Little Blast From Gloria Gaynor. No One Expects That, But That’s How It Was.”

He Also Said “Everyone’s Focus Has Been On Recent Events That Have Caused A Lot Of Hurt, But In The End, That’s Nothing To Do With The Way People Voted Two Years Ago. He’s Not A Complete Clown, But He’s A Very Likable Character … He Is Not A Vicious Man As Some Misrepresent Him.”

The Statement Was Derided As Implyin’ That Whilst His Communications Director Did Not Take Him For A Complete Clown, He Thought He Was Something of A Clown Nonetheless.

Guto Harri Faces Further  Controversy As Minutes From A Zoom  Meetin’ At Which He Lobbied On Behalf of Chinese Tech Company Huawei Were Leaked To The Press. They Detail Him Asking Former Chief of Staff Sir Edward Lister If There Were Any Ministers Who He Could “Perhaps Give A Nudge In The DCMS or Tresasury?” After The Security Services Decided To Remove The Chinese Communications Giant From The UK’s 5

This Tale Seems To Be Startin’ Out With The Usual Headline Grabbin’ Drama Now Associated With This Role Followin’ Previous Incumbent Dominic Cummings Who Was Finally Shown The Door In November 2021 After He And Carrie Johnson Nee Simons Vyed For Bojo’s Attention And The Wife Won Out. Previously Cummings Caused Lockdown Controversy In The Height of The Pandemic By Drivin’ To Barnard Castle With His Family When The Lockdown Rules Decreed That Everyone Had To Stay Locally. He Gave The Excuse That He Was Just Testin’ His Eyesight After Havin’ Some Previous Concerns About It. His Wife Was In The Car But Apparently She Did Not Drive At Anytime Even Though Her Eyesight Was Apparently Alright.

Johnson Stood By Him At The Time Despite Public Outrage. Staggeringly He Said Cummings Acted “Legally, Reasonably & With Integrity.” That Was Him In May 2020. Six Months Later Cummings Couldn’t Convince Carrie That He Was The Indispensible Svengali Bojo Thought Him To Be And As We All Famously Came To Learn, Any Marriage Is Crowded With Three People In It.

Suffice To Say Ironically One of The Gather-Gate Parties Which Saw & Continues To See The PM In Great Political Difficulty Was Thrown To Celebrate The Cummings Departure. Apparently Abba’s Song The Winner Takes It All Was Ringing Out Loud & Proud On November 13 2020 (Although It Appears That The No.10 Police Detail Assigned At The Time Don’t Seem To Have Noticed It or Any Other o The Parties At All).

Cummings Was Succeeded By Jack Doyle Who Did Not Last Long In The Role, Decidin’ To Leave The Same Day As Munira Mirza & For The Same Reason,  Having Told Staff That Recently Downing Street Events Had Taken “A Terrible Toll” On His Family Life.

In A Press Conference The Next Day Chancellor Rishi Sunak When Asked of Boris’ Comments on The DPP  & Saville Replied “I Wouldn’t Have Said It.”

And Earlier In The Day Boris Tried To Backtrack A Little By Sayin’

“Let’s be absolutely clear, I’m talking not about the Leader of the Opposition’s personal record when he was DPP and I totally understand that he had nothing to do personally with those decisions.

“I was making a point about his responsibility for the organisation as a whole.

“I really do want to clarify that because it is important.”

The Irony of That of Course Is That If He Had Taken The Same Critical Attitude Towards His Own Leadership, The Downing Street Gatherings Would Not Have Taken Place or If They Did, As They Have, He Would Have Resigned Long Ago. Also Cummings Would Never Have Gone To Barnard Castle And Would Not Now Be Boris’s Arch Enemy.

Exchequer Secretary To The Treasury & Minister For Equalities Kemi Badenock MP Remains In Post & Deeply Unpopular With The Black Community of Which She Has Said “There’s Nothing Really Like That.” Little Wonder She Is Unpopular With The Black Community, As She Cannot Very Well Serve It Effectively As An MP & Equalities Minister if She Does Not Even Know It Exists. Also Little Wonder Then She Embraced The Sewell Report, Much Loathed By The Very Much In Existence Black Community, And Is Usin’ It To Make New Pending Policies (As Exchequer Secretary To The Treasury & Minister For Equalities She Is Associated To The Chancellor of The Exchequer’s Office. Chancellor Sunak Is Reportedly Interested In Johnson’s Job, So These Two Posts Are Definitely Ones To Watch.

Previously One of The Most Effective And Infamous Communications Directors At No.10 Was Alistair Campbell Who Was Involved In Tony Blair’s Three Labour Terms As Prime Minister In One Guise As Another (1997, 2001 And 2005) And Who Took The Role To New Heights Durin’ This Era of Unprecedented Spin. In The End It Also Took Its Toll On Him And He Is Now A Mental Health & Well Being Champion, Includin’ Addressin’ Alcohol Issues And Writing For Men’s Magazine GQ.

AlistairCampbell.Org https://alastaircampbell.org/2012/05/on-the-descent-into-alcoholism-a-guest-blog-from-diane-goslar/

Ironically He Was Kicked Out of The Labour Party In 2019 For Votin’ Lib Dem At The European Elections. Oh The Brutality & Fickleness of Politics.

CHIEF OF STAFF

Then chief of staff Dan Rosenfield, principal private secretary Martin Reynolds and director of communications Jack Doyle followed her out of the door on Thursday.

 

Then chief of staff Dan Rosenfield, principal private secretary Martin Reynolds and director of communications Jack Doyle followed her out of the door on Thursday.

Barclay’s is the first ever MP to perform this role. And he is not just an MP, he is a serving cabinet minister. 

The communications chief was said to have been representing lobbying firm Hawthorn Advisors during the 25-minute video call including Huawei executives on June 2 that year.

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