Feedback From A Few Fans
“It’s Not Like Coldplay”
(Date Night Couple Keep It Real!)
“We Love Dim Sum.”
“That’s Courtesan.”
(@TomRogers001 Talks To TheOrator.Press 007)
“The Courtesan Is Brixton’s Late-Night Love Letter To Craft And Creativity. Precise Dim Sum, Perfect Cocktails, Beautiful Women, And A Room That Hums With A Sexual Energy You Might Forget This Is Brixton And Think This Is Paris 1930s“
Gerald Vanderpuye, Founder, Impact Brixton
(Local Cultural Hub, Working Space, And Events & Presentation Centre)
“I Think If You’re Gonna’ Have Burlesque In Brixton It Would Be Amazing To Have Black Burlesque Dancers. That Would Be A F**k**g Vibe”
(Prince-Style Artist Makes Important Suggestion)
“The Dim Sum Was Great.”
A Young Married South African Couple From West Hampstead Enjoy Brixton Burlesque Date Night @theCourtesan Where They Talk To TO.P.
Happily, This Married Couple Are Married To Each Other!
They Point Out It’s Not A Coldplay Situation, Jokingly Referencing The Coldplay Concert Kisscam Scandal At Which A Kisscam Captured A Company CEO And An HR Boss Hugging & Cuddling Intimately. They Were Both Married. Just Not To Each Other. Oops!
What Made It Comical Is How She Turned Her Back To The Screen And He Dipped Down Out of Shot. Coldplay Leader Singer Chris Martin @coldplay Openly Sussed The Situation Out In Front of The Whole Crowd, Saying On Stage: “Alright, come on, you’re okay! Oh—what? Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy!“
Spoofs And Memes Abounded Aplenty. There Was Untold Mockery. Both Executives Later Resigned.
In Her Defence The HR Boss Said She Was In The Process of Divorcing Her Husband.
The CEO’s Wife Might Also Be Saying The Same Thing Too Soon!
For Now Though, This Is One Coldplay Didn’t Fix. Quite The Opposite!
Astonomer AI On The Other Hand Hired Chris Martin’s Ex-Wife @GwenethPaltrow (Who Famously Announced They Had “Consciously Uncoupled” Years Ago) For A Clever Crisis Management PR Stunt On Their Instagram Platform @Astronomer_io Whether She’s Fixed It Or Not Only Time Will Tell.
Video: Coldplay. Fix You. Glastonbury 2024. Absolutely Love The Michael J. Fox Jump In This Video @realmikejfox. It’s So Awesome It Gets Us Everytime!
(The Band Used To Watch & Rewatch Back To The Future Together When They Were Starting Out.)
Co. Owner Vikutevita Patel-Villa Regularly Works With The Artists During Their Performance (As A Stage Manager), Just As She Did On Friday September 12th 2025 With Actor, Artist And Agent Lydia Piechowiak @giddyheights. Sometimes Vikutevita Assists Behind The Bar Too @thecourtesan
She Told Us That She Started Working At The Courtesan In 2012. Five Years Later She Had Grown To Become The Owner. The “Principle” As She Prefers To Call It. She Says:
The Courtesan Is Here To Celerate Female Talent, So In Ensure That Whatever We Do Follows That Principle While Honouring The History of The Courtesans of The Empire of China, Who Set Us The Perfect Example of Female Talent.
A Self-Styled Nameless Lady (Part of The Impact Brixton Party In On Frid Sept 12th 2025 @impactbrixton) Names A Seemingly Curiously Absent Element From The Dim Sum Bar & Burlesque Studio ‘The Courtesan Brixton’. Namely Black Burlesque Artists. Meantime Here Are Some Black Stars Who May Pique Your Interest;
Photo Courtesy of @giddyheights (Real Name Lydia Lydia Piechowiak; Actor, Agent And Burlesque Artist). Pictured Here With @velvet.Jones
As Recommended By The Lovely Nameless Lady (Above). Nigerian SunRey Adeyemi Describes Herself As A Mother, Healer And Humanitarian. She Says: “Stop taking your gifts for granted, Tap into your imagination and help create a better world”.
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