Anne-Marie Has A Madonna Moment
Ed Sheeran Opened The Show With His Song ‘Bad Habits’ In A Curious Collaboration With Metallic Rock Pop Group Bring Me The Horizon Who Shared The Stage With Him. The Screamin’ Metallic Vocals And Dark Set With Morbid Imagery Was A Bit Disconcertin’. But Maybe This Was To Reflect The Dark Nature of The Song, Which Belies Its Otherwise Happy Poppy Sound @edsheeran.
Sheeran Has Previously Lamented A Time When He Lost His Way, Travellin’ & Tourin’ Alone, Keepin’ Poor Company & Accumulatin’ Excessive Weight, Which Ultimately He Did Not Like. He Found His Way Back To A Happier Place When His Little Baby Girl Came Along & Made Him Realise He Wanted To Live As Long As Possible For Her.
This Redheaded Golden Boy Loves A Collaboration & We Love Him For That And It Is Clear To See His Most Important Collaboration Is As A Husband, Father & Dedicated Family Man.
*Best Song ~ Adele ~ Go Easy On Me*
It Seems She May Have Surprised Herself As She Told The Crowd “I Can’t Believe A Piano Ballard Won Up Against So Many Bangers. The Award Was Presented By Brett Goldstein From Sports Comedy Ted Lasso, Along With His Co-Star Hannah Waddingham Who Gave Adele A Helpin’ Hand Up On To The Stage From The Stairs As She Carefully Navigated Her Steps In Her Fabulous Full Length Frock.
*International Song ~ Olivia Rodrigo ~ Good For You*
Presented By Hollywood Couple Johnny McDaid & Courtney Cox of Monica From Friends Fame. Olivia Later Sat With Mo & Maya Who Drank Shots But Did Not Include Her. They Gave No Explanation For That But As The American ‘Drivin Licence’ Singer Is Only 18 And The American Legal Drinkin’ Age 21, Maybe She Previously Declined The Indulgence.
Then Came A Couple of Live Performances Firstly From Anne Marie & KSI With Songwriter, Record Producer & DJ Nick Gale Aka ‘Digital Farm Animals’. And Secondly A Solo From KSI Singin’ His Fabulous Hit ‘Holiday‘. Heaven Knows We Need One!
Holiday Is Also The Name of Madonna’s Stratespheric 80s Track Which Pretty Much Launched Her Career. Madonna.com And There Was High Drama In This Early Section of The Show As Anne Marie Had A Madonna Moment Circa The Brit Awards 2015. She Fell Forward Down A Few Steps After A Simple Mis-Step In Clunky Books. This Despite A Dancer Seemingly Holding Her Hand And Helpin’ Her Down The Stairs.
As In The First Video Above, Madonna Fell Backward When A Dancer Was Supposed To Rip A Clock Off Her For Dramatic Effect But It Got Stuck & She Was Pulled Down The Stairs Backwards Along With The Cape. She Eventually Managed To Unfasten It Herself (As The Sayin’ Goes, “If You Want A Job Done…”).
Remarkably Both Ladies Recovered Quick Smart Like The Rock Stars They Are & The Show Went On, As Accordin’ To Show Biz Folk Law, It Must. The Life Lesson From These Two Music Goddesses Would Appear To Be ‘It’s Not About The Fallin’ Over, It’s About The Gettin’ Back Up’ (And The Recovery Bubble Bath & Spa Treatment…).
Anne-Marie Later Tweeted About The Tumble Sayin’ She Didn’t Need The Ankle Anyway. Good Sport! (Literally. She’s Got Karate Moves. She Kicks A***! She’s Officially Karate Qualified And She Faux Kicked One of Her Dancers off The Stage As Part of Her Performance). And Later An Anne-Marie Ankle Account Tweeted “Wow. Bit shaken up but I’m ok. Bit bruised but with a bit of ice should be fine” xxx @Anne Marie’s Ankle 8.46 pm February 8 2022
* Best Pop/R & B Act (New Category) ~ Dua Lipa*
Dua Lipa (Who Cleaned Up At Last Year’s Brits) Sent A Thank You Message By Video As She Was In America Rehearsin’ For A Performance In Miami The Followin’ Day.
Then Came Another Thrillin’ Musical Performance For The Post Lockdown Audience, This Time From Female Rapper Little Simz With ‘Sometimes I Might Be ‘Introvert’ & ‘Woman’.
It Was Full of Colour, Class And Confidence. Little Wonder Given That Although This Was Her Debut Performin’ At The Greenwich O2 Academy, She Has Reportedly Sold Out The O2 Academy Brixton, At Least Three Times Over. And It Seems There Was Some Notable Royal Approval Too…
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